Sorry for the wait... i was to lazy to update.. lol BUT HERE IT IS!!!
"let me see your phone".. .. *delete* .. *delete* ...*delete* ...*delete* ... *delete* .. *delete*.. *delete* ..here you go
*Friday*: FINALLY! *blinks* *Monday*: The freak?!
Friend: *Shares a bag of chips* Best friends: *Eats them all, then gives you the empty bag* "You can have the rest."
Looking at your friend and saying, "I'll do it if you do it"
Telling someone who's depressed to 'Just get over it.' is like telling a blind person to 'Just look harder.'
Game: "Would you like to try the tutorial first?" Me: "No." *minutes later* "How the f*ck do you play this?"
Thanks to One Direction my standards in men are so high, I'm convinced I'm going to be single till I die.
Mom: "If your friends jump off a bridge, would you jump too?" Me: "Uhm, how high is the bridge?"
Okay, calm down. Its a spider. Just one tiny litt- HOLY MOLY IT MOVED!
Looking at the textbook with your friend, and pointing at the pictures "that's you!"
Daily needs of our generation: Food: 10% Water: 2% Sleep: 3% Internet: 85%
That awkward when you already said "Moment" in your head before you even read this.
Offering someone food and secretly hoping they don't want it.
shortest horror story for Directioners: wifi connection lost when One Direction tickets are about to go on sale
My mind was blown when I realized "OK" is a sideways person. Mind=Blown
*Hear footsteps* Me: "Crap!" *Shuts computer down and grabs book* *Mom walks in* "Hey mom!"
When my best friend isn't at school? 5% Hoping they're okay. 95% How dare you leave me alone!
Teacher: "Did you study for the test?" Nerd: "All week long." Normal people: "I read the chapter." Me: "What test?!"
That scary moment when you are about to sleep and horror scenes flash in your mind.
What if rappers rapped about nice things? Like, "Girl I'ma take your clothes off and give them to the homeless person because he's cold."
11 year olds today: "Omg I luv smokin pot. I get lyke so drunk. Yolo!" Me when I was 11: "I can't wait to go home and play Club Penguin!
That annoying moment when you have to keep removing your headphones because someone keeps talking to you.
grapes are so addictive you can't just eat one (True Story)
When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P
M.A.T.H = Mental Abuse To Humans
Even with this; -✂------- I still can't cut the line straight
"I have graded all of your tests" "But I can't let you see the grade because one student hasn't taken it yet." Who hates, when a teacher says that?
I hate when people all of a sudden decide to be funny when I'm drinking something.
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 5 or 6 times, just to be sure.
step 1: open fridge ...nothing to eat Step 2: Open Pantry ...nothing to eat Step 3: Lower standards, repeat 1 and 2
Me: Oh good, my hair's cooperating today. Wind: Oh no, we can't have that.
Enemy: Die. Me: I hope you step on a Lego in the dark. Enemy: *gasps* take that back!
Dear reader, AM I MAKING YOU SCREAM IN YOUR HEAD!!! Sincerely, caps lock
When I was 5, sticking my tongue out was like giving someone the middle finger.
When someone says, "expect the unexpected" slap them and say, "you didn't expect that, did you?"
Bored? Go to a random person's wedding and scream "No, don't marry her! I still love you!"
Hardest thing ever? Controlling your laughter at serious times.
Pressing CTRL+V harder if it doesn't paste the first time.
Boy: So, you like bad boys? Girl: Yeah. Boy: Well, not to impress you or anything but at Walmart I enter through the exit.
I do what I want, when I want, where I want! ....if my parents say it's okay .
"Dinner is ready! "..."Okay, Coming!"...*Stays on the computer*..."DINNER IS READY!"..."I SAID I'M COMING!!!!!!"
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There was Party 4!! Yes! I love this book!! :D Dance dance.. um.. well.. uh.. i was listening to Clocks by ColdPlay while writing this.. I'll put it on the side.. but it is such an addicting song!! *wink wink* So.. how is everyone? Well.. i doubt people even read this so.. who cares.. I'll just stop talking.. and..
I'lL sEe YoU nExT wEeK... oR ToMorRoW.. rEaLlY.. :D
~~Sarah~~ Hehe.. :P
