Pa-pa-part 3 is here! :D *Starts weird dance moves* Here goes nothing... something... grilled cheese?
Parents: "We need to talk." Me: *Million things run through my mind. What did they find out about!?* Parents: "Stop leaving the lights on."
*Mom calls your name* Me: "Yeah?" *Silence* "Yeah!?" *Silence* "Yeah!?!?! *Silence* "Ugh, what the freak!"
Me: "I'm a ninja!" Friend: "No you're not." Me: "Did you see that!?" Friend: "See what?" Me: "Exactly."
That awkward moment when your teacher says "ok pick a partner" and you give your friend the sexiest pedophile look ever.
Slapping your friend when you get excited about something.
*Getting tickled* hahaha hahaha haha- I'M GONNA F*CKING HIT YOU IF YOU DON'T STOP! hahahahahahaha
How I finish my presentations: so, um...yea..
R.O.T.F.L.S.H.T.I.R.O.A.R.A.A.C.R.O.M.A.I.L Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard That I Roll Onto A Road And A Car Runs Over Me And I Live (lol, i memorized it.. gonna do it at school..)
The annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.
Hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you've been shot.
Unsolved Mystery. Mr.Krabs + ? = Pearl the whale.
How to find a song name? Type all the words you know in Google and hope for the best.
Definition of there's no food in the house? = We're out of food that I would actually eat.
I've got the moves like jagger! Just kidding, I dance like a retarded penguin.
I act completely normal around my parents. But as soon as I'm with my friends, I'm like the energizer bunny on drugs.
Zebras are just horses who escaped from prison.
The awkward moment when you realize you're wrong in an argument, but you keep arguing anyway.
Katy Perry, blue hair. Nicki Minaj, pink hair. Rihanna, red hair. Lady Gaga, green hair. Oh my God, the power rangers are back!
If you watch the Titanic backwards, it's about a magical boat that saves people!
3 facts about you. 1) You can't say "M" without your lips touching. 2) You're trying it now looking like an idiot. 3) Now you're smiling.
the awkward moment when your whisper is louder than your normal voice
Old phone: *throws it everywhere and doesn't break...* New phone: *throws it once, it breaks!*
Saying “Oh yeah, I remember” when you really don’t.
Spending half of the movie wondering where you've seen the actor before.
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Oh yeah.... Wow.. that was gay... Skip that part.. forget that happened.. :D Alright so that was part 3 and i was listening to Dirrty by Christina Aguliera... I'll put it on the side... Its such an adicting song... Ugh! Sorry if this gets stuck in your head.. *shrugs* So so... thats it.... JOIN IN NEXT WEEK FOR SO MORE FUN!!!
Actually.. its tomorrow.. but thats what tv shows say.. That why....
This has been another rendision of THE LOL BOOK PINAPPLES!!!
~Sarah :P
