[Opens pizza box] *Snoop dogg voice* Greetings loved ones.
4 days left of school? Here, let us teachers give you 40 projects, 20 papers, 30 exams, 100 quizzes.
What did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot?
"Where did my Van Gogh?"
What do you call a man with no bodu and just a nose?
Nobody nose! *Slaps knee*
When 6th graders complain about how hard school is....
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I'm going to kill that spider! .... Unless it moves two centimeters, then I'm going to jump, scream, throw my shoe across the room, and run for it.
We all had that one time we were dissapointed of how healthy you are.
Pro Tip: Carrying things makes you look busy.
"You'll agree with me when you're older." How about... No. I:I
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU THINK I'M COOL! *One person from the crowd begins to raise their hand but then realizes no one else is and smoothly plays it off as scratching the back of their head*
When people change their last name on facebook to Bieber...
Who's the funniest disney princess?
RePUNzel
That face you make when you smash your pinky toe on the table.
Old MacDonald had a farm. E-I-E-I *Heavy Metal Scream* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Walk into urban outfitters like waddup I cannot afford anything!
That moment when you do something on accident and your parents get freaking mad at you, but when they do the same thing you're not allowed tto get mad at them! GAAAHHHHH!
I just realized that the voice in my head when I read things isn't my own voice. MIND BLOWN!
Eating in front of people... Most girls: I'll have the salad *Covers up mouths when she chews* While other girls... : *Turns into a black hole and consumes all matter around her. No one is safe. There were no suvivors.
Want to be mind blown? Every book you've ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters.
..... Or that oranges are just pre-sliced by nature.
You can literally go to any part of a history book and it's about white people screwing things up.
*Steps in something wet* *Screams for 34 years*
If you think 'Rawr' actually means I love you in Dinosaur... You're dumb.. Cause in Jurassic Park dinosaurs said that all the time and it didn't look like they were about to give any freaking cuddles..
The perfect way for me to demostrate what I've learned in school is a standardized test - Said no child ever
Kids bop covers Thrift Shop: "I walk into the club like whdadup I gotta cool mom"
I've always wanted to go on a shopping trip where I am the only one in the shopping mall and everything is free... But then I realized that was called a night robbery..
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I love this update.. I'm sorry I never update.. I'M SORRY OKAY!! .-. I have nothing against you guys! *Cough* That's what she said *Cough* So... Here it is!
~Sarah :D
