1.When someone makes me laugh over the computer, they've done well
2.Everytime I put my phone on silent it decides to play hide and seek
3.I sad moment, when you dip your cookie into the milk for too long and it breaks off
4.Saying "What" but then one second later, realizing what they said
5.When you eat food that's too hot and start breathing like a retarded dragon.
6.Brititish Accent: Justin Biebah
American Accent: Justin Biebur
Austrainlian Accent: Jastin Beynah
You just tried out all of the accent's didn't you?
7. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous
8."I need to study!" *opens book* "I don't feel like studying." *closes book*
9. Don't cha wish your boyfriend was..
an internationally famous band member that you've never met and is totally out of your league and doesn't live in your country and is not aware of you existance at all..
like mine?
10. That moment when you realize the alphabet song is really "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"
11. Waving Hi! to secruity cameras.
12. Don't make me mad and then tell me to calm down. That's like shooting someone and then wondering why they're bleeding.
13. When a test asks me to explain my answer Me: I think we're done here!
14. Piglet: How do you spell Love? Pooh: You don't spell it. You feel it. (Aww.... :D )
15. First Day on school "This year I'm gonna work hard!" It never happens.
16. (This is long one sorry) Can you relate? You sit on your towel after a shower cause you're too lazy to get dressed. You and Your best friend can say one word, and crack up. You hate it when one string of your hoodie is longer than the other. You hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don't. You hate it when you're favorite song comes on as you're about to leave the car. You feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. You push those little buttons on the lids on fast-food drinks. You laugh when people get hurt, then stop whne you realize it's serouis. You hate it when you parents get serouis about something funny you told them. You hate it when you tell a guy to shut up, and he copies you in a higher voice. You pretend to sleep when you're parents come in. You text a person things you can't say out loud. You hate it when people in front of you walk really slow, and you can't get past them. You're always tired no matter how much sleep you get. You stop the microwave at 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps. You use the 'sup' head nod. You just did the nod after you read it. You hate it when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. You check the fridge every ten seconds to see if ffood magiacally appears. (Sorry I saw this and I can relate to pretty much every single on of these things)
17. Math problems are weird; "I had 10 chocolate bars and ate 9. What do I have now?" "Oh, I don't know, DIABETES maybe?"
18. I say "OUCH!" before I'm sure it hurt.. just in case.
19. I advise you, don't mess with me. I know karate, kung fu, judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words!
20. That moment when a music video has nothing to do with the lyrics.
21. How many of you used to think Duct Tape was spelled DUCK tape?
22. That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can't stop smiling like an idiot.
23.When parents say "Because I said so" you know you made a good arguement.
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Okay! Finally! I have updated this book! I'm so focus on The Way You Smile, I bearly have time to update this one. :d So here it is! I'll try and update as soon as I can! But! Here Ya goo all you awesomely awesome peoples!! :D
~Sarah
