Watching a 3D movie:
99% Trying to catch the floating objects
1% Actually watching the movie
Everytime I see the word "Explain" on a test, a little part of me dies.
Think of a number. Double it. Add eight. Half it. Minus the number you started with. Close your eyes. Its dark isn't it?
Attractive Person: Hi. Me: Is this some type of sick joke?
*Falls down* Mom: What was that? Me: A shirt fell. Mopm: That sounded heavier than a shirt. Me: I may or may not have been in it when it happened.
The baby dinosaur noise you make when you stretch.
Having a pet in the house is good. You can blame all the suspicious sounds on it when your in bed. *BANG* What was that? ... it was just the fish.
I turned my phone onto "Airplane Mode" and threw it up in the air. Worst Transformer Ever.
I'm naming my TV remote Waldo for obvouis reasons.
When I laugh at jokes on the interent I don't even laugh. I just blow more air out of my nose than usual.
I've alays wanted to walk up to a stranger and hand them a briefcase and say, "You know what to do"
How Dinosaur extintion REALLY happened:
*Sees Noah's Ark leaving*
Dinosaur: FUDGE! That was today?!
I hate when people see me at the store and are like "Hey, what are you doing here?" I'm like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
"My parents are out of town. I'm gonna do something I'm not allowed to do. *drinks milk from carton* God, I'm so bad.
I wish I had a dollar for everytime I didn't have dollar.
Why I wear thick socks? 1% To be warm. 1% To be comfortable. 98% To slide across floor like a freakin ninja!
It's like impossible not looking when someone says, "Don't look!"
When your parents say "I need to talk to you.", this one sentence has the power to bring back every single bad thing you did.
I’d jump in front of a train for you... as long as it’s not moving.
That awkward moment when you finish a math problem and your answer isn't even one of the choices.
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How's this? Eh? Good? Bad? I'm asking way to many question, right? Gosh, I'll shut up now.. but Hope you loved it!! :D
