Struggling to say a full sentence without saying “like”. Anyone else?
That awkward moment when that little voice in your head says, "Yeahhh, you're going to hell."
If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a dinosaur that passionately pieces a city back together before moonwalking into the sea.
When somebody texts you "Good morning", they are really saying "You're the first thing I think about."
I like how ninja turtles wear masks, good way to hide your identity. It's not like you're a giant f*cking turtle or anything.
Square box, round pizza, triangle slices. I'm confused!
“I'm a wizard!' "Prove it." 'Sorry, no magic outside Hogwarts."
Me without you is like Jersey Shore without tans, Lady Gaga without her outfits, drama without a cause, and a sentencewithoutspaces.
When people say "love is most important" Urm.. I think oxygen is more important
My ceiling fan has 3 settings: 1. Very slow 2. Slow 3. I'm about to detach from the ceiling and kill you in a freak ceiling fan accident
I have never actually seen a yellow duck
LOSE WEIGHT First turn your head to the left And then turn it to the right. Repeat every time you are offered something to eat.
Imagine having a teacher named Alejandro, and whenever he calls on you, just be like, "Don't call my name, don't call my name, Alejandro."
Telling someone who's depressed to 'Just get over it.' is like telling a blind person to 'Just look harder.
If there was an award for laziness, I'd send someone to pick it up for me.
Yes I've made many mistakes. Life doesn't come with instructions.
Why is that when Snooki gets pregnant, the whole world knows in seconds. But when 30,000 children in Africa get kidnapped it takes 10 years
As a kid, I used to talk into the fan to hear my robot voice.
If someone found a list of everything we've we googled... We'd all be screwed!!
When your walking and then you start thinking about how you're walking, and you feel like you're walking weird.
That scary moment when you put a ring on your finger and can't get it off.. *What your thinking in your head* It's going to have to be amputated this time for sure..
Saying something then realizing it sounded extremely Sexual
Squidard: You're making me claustrophobic Patrick: What does clausetrophobic mean? Spongebob: It means he's afriad of Santa Claus. Patrick: HO HO HO! Spongebob: Stop it patrick, you're scaring him!!
That awkward moment when a teacher talks about you in class, and everyone is staring at you.. and you're like.. How am I suppose to act? *bad poker face*
We all have tried to pretend sick so we don't have to go to school.
When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if people can hear it too.
When your little brother seems quiet.. I think "He's up to something!!"
Next time someone rings your home phone, test their intelligence by replying with, "Hi, can i call you back? I'm driving"
The Problem about being a programmer.. My mom said: "Honey, please go to the market and buy 1 bottle of milk. If they have eggs, bring six" I cam back with 6bottles of milk. She said: "Why the hell would you buy 6 bottles of milk?!" I said: "BECAUSE THEY HAD EGGS!!!"
Sometimes I like to stand in front of the toaster and try not to flinch when the toast comes out.
*Me not listening in class* *When the teachers says: ...... and this will be on the test! *Flips to the person next to me* What'll be on the test!?! Person: I don't know dude, I didn't hear.. *thoughts in my head* We're screwed...
Nothing is More Painfully Surprising then biiting your own tongue.
Admit. It. This. Took. You. Much. Longer. To. Read. Than. It. Should. Have.
When someone says "I like your shirt" i look down to see nwhat i am wearing.
How fast can you guess these words?
1.BOO_S
2._ _ NDOM
3.F_ _K
4.P_ N _ S
5.PU _ S _
6.S _ X
Answers. 1.BOOKS 2. RANDOM 3. FORK 4.PANTS 5. PULSE 6.SIX... You got all 6 wrong, didn't you? You dirty minded freak!
The hateful moment when somebody reminds the Teacher about homework.
The awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy as hell and then you hit the mirror.
Everytime when I leave the shop without buying something, I think.. Don't act like a thief, don't act like a thief..
Lazy people fact #2134934561203
-You were to lazy to read that number
When someone makes me laugh over the computer, they've done well.
DISNEY Teaching you not to talk to strangers; Unless they're hot.
One of the best feelings in the world is when you hug someone you love, and they hug you back even tighter.
In bed, it's 6AM you close you eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45. At school it's 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:31.
I hope there's a day when cancer, is just a Zodiac Sign.
Okay, so you're 10 years old, and you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook, and a Blackberry... Dude, when i was 10 i had pokemon cards.
Teacher: Don't pack up! We have 26 seconds of class left.. True Story.. We all have this one teacher..
That moment when you hear your voice on a video... Me: OH GOD! Do i really sound like that?!?!
That Awkward moment when you spell a common word correctly, but it just looks so wrong that you stare at it for forever, questioning it's existence.
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Hehe.. okay, so here was.. um.. i don't know what part this is... i forgot.. *looks at ground neverously* but anyway! Sorry for taking so long to update! School just started last week.. so.. yeah.. it's pretty self explanitory... wait.. did i spell that right... who knows... who cares... ;)
~Sarah
SEE YOU ALL THE NEXT TIME I UPDATE THE LOL BOOK PINAPPLES!!!!! ;) *wink wink*
