Me: "I will not forget. I won't forget it." *Next day* Friend: "So.. did you bring it?" Me: "Sh*t! I forgot!"
Ghost hunters: "Can you communicate with us?" *Door creeks* "Oh so your name is William?"
Did you know there's no angry way of saying bubble?
That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.
I'm the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream.
Louis: "Have you ever fallen out of the bed before?" Harry: "Yes!" Louis: "Describe to me how you fell." Harry: "I fell...out...of the bed."
Change is hard. Seriously have you ever tried to bite a nickel?
Lazy rule. Don't charge your cell phone until it says 5% charge remaining.
Lazy rule. If you spill water, it will eventually dry.
You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing Sims, he just cancelled your action.
You called me a bitch. A bitch is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark is on trees. Trees are nature. Nature is beautiful. So thanks for the compliment!
That awkward moment when you go to disneychannel.com without your parents' permission, and SWAT breaks in and kills you.
*At pet store* Me: HEY look, its NEMO! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish.. Me: B*tch, that's a Nemo!
How to put on jeans? Right leg, left leg, wiggle, jump, done!
The awkward moment when you spell the word correctly but it just looks so wrong, so you just stare at it forever.
Why do we feel safe under blankets? Its not like a murderer will come in thinking, "I'm gonna kill- ahh crap! She's under a blanket."
Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this.
I yell oww! before I even know I'm hurt, just incase.
When I'm quiet, strangers look at me and think I'm shy. People who know me think, "Oh my God. She’s thinking! Everybody run!"
Me: "Quick, everyone act natural!" *Everyone strikes the most un-natural pose ever*
My cat raps! His name? Wiska lifa.
Me: *Breathes* Mom: "I am sick and tired of your attitude!"
Twitter is 1) The reason I don't sleep much. 2) My phone battery lasts less. 3) My grades are getting lower. I still love you twitter.
Looking at a textbook and thinking "What a waste of a tree".
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Yay! I updated again! *Celebrates* I am really sorry if I repeat anything. But please ignore that if i do repeat. But ANYHOW! How is ev'ryone? :P
Btw: Its harder to update cause I have more and more homework.. sorry for the long waits! :(
~Sarah
