My Life

Emperor Of Bada**ieness

Hey, just FYI today, I AM that badass. Okay so I don't think I told you guys this, but I tried out for a play, and I got in! I found out about half an hour ago, and I get to be the emperor, that smashes bad people over the head with pumpkins, and that  is also like super conceded and egotistical. So today in band our student teacher's advisor came today so we were on somewhat good behavior and in the beginning of class  we were doing scales and in between them, when the director was working with the clarinets, I heard a weird noise behind me, so I turned around to see what it was. And when I turned around (this is were it gets weird) and  I looked right at Pretzel and he (can't even type this with a straight face) had his mouth around his mouthpiece, and if you know anything about tubas you would know that you are supposed to put your mouth like against it (I don't know how to explain this very well), this sounds soo wrong too. Anyways I mouthed the words "stop it" and he stopped for a second, to smile like the evil little child that he is, and then he started doing it again, and then this was like a cycle, over and over (like it happened twice, but whatever) and then when we started again I rolled my eyes at him then turned back around. And that happened multiple times throughout class.  And then when we were starting to work on our pre-game stuff and our baritone asked Mr. Noodle "if he could sit down" Noodle said no, then to joke Pretzel asked "Can I stand" and he also got a no.. And then at the end of class when we were putting stuff in the locker room, bus riders had already been called, and Mr Noodle said (like always) "I love you"  and everyone else answered with "I love you too" back and I answered with "what if I don't love you back" and as I was walking into the locker room and added "with all of the playing tests you give us shouldn't love you" (being sarcastic of course) and Pretzel some how heard me  and said "well maybe if you passed your playing tests you would love him" and I answered with "I do pass all of my playing tests" and then I speed walked out of there to go check the cast list.  I will finish this at a later time I need to do homework. Bye Y'all.