Brooklyn Nine-Nine One Shots And Imagines

Even More Prompts

Here are some more prompts Aaron and I came up with. Send in as many characters with prompts as you have ideas for.

Thank you.

- Charlotte.

1. "The best kind of clothes are removed."

2. "I've been working on that all bloody day."

3. "I often wonder which decision went wrong that lead to me being in the presence of such an idiot."

4. "Stealing a cat doesn't class as rehoming."

5. "You're a fucking idiot."

6. "You're never too old for bubbles."

7. "This is not the time for colour coding."

8. "I had a dream about you."

9. "You did that just for me?"

10. "If it's between you and the cat your chances aren't pretty."

11. "Don't touch my stuff."

12. "Was that really as smart idea?"

13. "Can you do me a favour and shut up?"

14. "You uncultured swine."

15. "Can you really class that as a joke?"

16. "Touch my food and see what happens."

17. "I am bloody calm."

18. "What do you mean you've never heard of it?"

19. "What are you looking for?" "Who the hell you're talking to as it sure as hell isn't me."

20. "That was my food you bastard."

21. "Oh. That's my pet."

22. "At least buy me dinner first."

23. "Can you kiss it better?"

24. "I really don't care."

25. "Oh that? It was a gift from my mother."

26. "What do you mean we've only done half?"

27. "Stop being a little bitch and do it."

28. "That bastard stole my pen."

29. "Me? Petty?"

30. "I can't. I'm washing my hair."

31. "See the thing is I just don't give a damn."

32. "Do you want to know a secret?"

33. "Sorry I got lost in your eyes."

34. "Wearing a jumper and fluffy socks doesn't make me old it makes me comfy."

35. "My mother told me to stay away from people like you."

36. "You're as useful as a white crayon."

37. "If you wave that thing in front of me again, I'll snap it."

38. "I'm not doing this for my own health."

39. "You're like a human teddy bear."

40. "I'm sorry... and you are?"

41. "What am I, some kind of peasant?"

42. "See what happens if you call me that again?"

43. "I'm not cocky, I'm just better than you."

44. "For the last time, no."

45. "Just shut up and enjoy yourself."

46. "And you're choosing him/her?"

47. "What are you asking me for? I thought I was the dumb one."

48. "Oh... is that an issue?"

49. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

50. "Can you keep a secret?"