Dangan Ronpa MLP

Chapter 13: Suicidal

Rarity could barely sleep that night. So many have died, and she hasn't. She was lucky to be alive, certainly. But she sometimes wished that she would die in another's place. Rarity awoke when this thought came into mind. She walked to the dining hall and had breakfast alone. She was interrupted by Lunar Nightmare's voice, saying that dreaded message, "A body has been found! Rarity, you better get upstairs pronto!" Rarity ran upstairs quickly. She them ran into Scootaloo's room, seeing her hanging by a noose while Applebloom cried.

Rarity and Shining Armor looked at a Scootaloo sadly. "It looks like a suicide."

"If it was, we wouldn't have to investigate, right?" Rarity asked.

"True. There has to be something." Shining Armor looked around the room. Rarity noticed a partially open drawer. She opened it to reveal a note and pencil. The note read, 'I'm sorry, Applebloom, but I have no choice. Rainbow Dash is dead. I must die too. Goodbye.' Rarity took the note and showed it to Shining Armor. "A suicide note." He muttered. Rarity nodded grimly. Something didn't seem right, though. Scootaloo wouldn't kill herself, would she?

Rarity sat in the courtroom, feeling that it was nearly empty. Trixie and Scootaloo's pictures were now present and there were only 5 ponies left, including herself. The room was growing emptier as days passed. "What do we know so far?" Shining Armor asked.

"It looks to be a suicide, darling." Rarity said.

"How do we know that? Somepony could've faked it." Pinkie Pie asked.

"That's true." Rarity said quietly.

"Have any proof that it was suicide?" Pinkie Pie asked.

"This." Rarity handed over the note. Applebloom read it carefully. "That ain't Scootaloo's hoofwriting." Applebloom said before giving it back to Rarity.

"How do you know?" Shining Armor asked.

"Because I know Scoots. She doesn't write like that." Applebloom said.

"Then who did?" Rarity asked.

"Everypony write on a piece of paper and whoever has the closest hoofwriting is the killer!" Derpy said.

"Then somepony could mask their writing." Rarity said.

"That's the best we've got." Shining Armor said. Derpy pulled out a piece of paper and sloppily wrote her name. They passed around the paper until Shining Armor wrote his name. "The writing matches!" Applebloom pointed out.

"What?" Shining Armor dropped the pencil, "But... But..."

"We are ready to vote, Lunar!" Rarity said.

"Ok, the results have been tallied!" Lunar said as the slot machine spun. It landed on Shining Armor's face, and the word, 'Guilty.' was underneath. Shining Armor confessed, "Ok, I faked her suicide. I wrote a note and everything! I found some rope and tied her up while she was sleeping. Before she could scream, SNAP."

Execution: Guard on Duty

Shining Armor stood before a throne with a fake Celestia sitting on it. He was tied to the ground and couldn't run away. Fake ponies with bows shot at him. Unicorns appeared and shot magic. Shining Armor could barely stay awake because of the pain, until one arrow to the heart eased his pain.