Let It Go ━ Tom Holland (1)

viii. Groupchat

lara jean
this just in: mitty morrison
is a fucking prick who
likes to crush his friend's
dreams mercilessly

london boy
agreed

sistaaa
normally, i'd say everything
was overreacting but this
time i can confirm that mitty
morrison is in fact the worst
human being in the world

lara jean
glad we're all in agreement
then

lara jean
what you have to say for
yourself mr. morrison??

mittens
that i don't want you to call
me mr. morrison, first of all

lara jean
sorry but i am afraid that i
am not allowed to call you
anything but mr. morrison
while you are on trial

mittens
oh fuck off

sistaaa
that language is not allowed
in our good christian court

mittens
fine

mittens
i am not the worst person
in the world, im just not
exploiting my cast members
so that you guys can get
a date

london boy
so you get to date tom
holland but we're just left
in the cold??? rude

london boy
this isn't looking too good
on you

mittens
im not gonna date tom holland
i barely know him

sistaaa
so you would consider it if you
knew him better???

mittens
i never said that

sistaaa
you didn't say the opposite
either

mittens
this is why i hate you guys

lara jean
how dare you

lara jean
we are the best things that
have ever happened to you
and you know it

mittens
do i? because i really
think my cat is the best
thing that has ever
happened to me

london boy
with words like those i might
just keep yuni all to myself
and never let you see her
again

mittens
NO NOT MY BABY!!!!!!

london boy
then say that we're the best
things that have ever happened
to you

mittens
ugh fine

mittens
you're the best thing that have
has ever happened to me

london boy
awee thank you that's so sweet

mittens
burn in hell

london boy
only if you come with me :)

mittens
ew no

sistaaa
so how's tom?

mittens
uh he's good? he's really nice
and everything and blushes
so easily it's hilarious

sistaaa
omg you've been making
him blush???

mittens
i never said I have but yes
i have seen how easily
this occurs

lara jean
omg they're so cute i can't
wait to be your best woman

mittens
woah woah i aint getting married
any time soon

mittens
also who says that imma pick you
to be in my wedding party??

lara jean
you have to legally

lara jean
every person you have played
the love interest to/sibling of
HAS to be in your wedding
party

mittens
damn that's a big wedding
party then :)

sistaaa
well it's the law so get used
to it

london boy
:)

mittens
wes i have never played your
sibling or your love interest
so get out of here

london boy
how dare you we played the
same person which means
that i WILL be included in
this

sistaaa
...he has a point

mittens
im not agreeing to any of this

mittens
come back in 20 years when
i get married

lara jean
damn are you really gonna
make tom wait that long???

mittens
IM NOT MARRYING TOM

lara jean
how are you gonna get paddy
as a younger brother???

lara jean
he's so cute and i so just
wanna pinch his cheeks

london boy
are you sure you don't wanna
marry tom melanie???

lara jean
nah he's not my type

mittens
well he's not mine either

lara jean
and here we have a liar

mittens
i hate you guys

lara jean
feeling's mutual peter kavinsky