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mitchell okay so i might have done something dumb but i don't wanna tell my friends that i think i made a mistake because then they'll say i told you so and i really don't want that
rivers what did you do mitty? you didn't get anyone pregnant did you??
mitchell no!!!! i haven't slept with a girl recently so no i am not a father and you are not going to be an aunt
rivers sad, but also not really because i am so not ready and neither are you
mitchell yeah i know that
mitchell and i do know that something called a condom exists so we're cool
rivers so what happened??? and why can't you tell your friends
mitchell well you see, i slept with tom holland
rivers you didn't
rivers please tell me that you DID NOT sleep with a co-worker while you are still working on the movie
mitchell i was drunk and i like him so my judgement was off so i did
mitchell and like my friends kept trying to push us together even though i didn't want that and i finally got them off my back and i know they'll stop so i can't tell them
rivers does tom remember??
mitchell yes!! we talked about it and i said that we could forget about it and just go back to being friends and he was totally on board with it
rivers so what's the problem
mitchell i don't think i wanted him to agree
rivers what???
mitchell feelings are hard and weird, okay?
mitchell like im glad he agreed so it won't be awkward but i also kinda wish he said that he wanted to be more than friends or something but he didn't and im disappointed but also super relieved and ahhhh feelings are too hard and i wish i didn't have any at all
rivers you are such a disaster brother
mitchell i know!!
mitchell so can you see why i couldn't tell any of them??
rivers yes
rivers so are you just gonna ignore everything and suffer
mitchell i already told tom that i would
mitchell we agreed that nothing had to change and we could go back to friends and there's no reason to go back on my word
mitchell look i'll be okay. im used to suffering and everything
rivers that doesn't make me feel any better
mitchell i know but i did this to myself so i have to suffer through it
mitchell like im not even sure if i wanna be with him yet
rivers im pretty sure you do, why else would you be disappointed that he didn't say that he liked you back??
mitchell AHHHH i can't deal with this
mitchell i wish everything was simple
rivers that isn't how life works
mitchell sadly yeah
rivers look you'll be fine. if you don't wanna tell him, don't. but if you do tell him be sure. don't string him along while you decide your feelings, okay?
mitchell okay yeah
rivers good. i don't wanna see the poor boy get hurt because of your indecisiveness
