Help me! I'm stuck in a house full of stupid vampires!

Help me! I'm stuck in a house full of stupid vampires!10

****Ashley's Point of View****

"Your friend is insane."

"Says the boy who thinks he's a vampire."

"And you're an idiot."

I opened my eyes and saw Angelina's big brown eyes looking at me with concern.

"Are you ok!?!?!?!!" I nodded my head and sat up.

"I want a lollypop."

"We don't have lollypops," answered Blake looking annoyed, "And what the hell was that man!?!?! Why did you stab him!?!?!?! You freaking weirdo!"

"I don't know. I got mad. I have anger issues." I said with a smirk on my face. Blake started glaring at me.

"Suuuuuure you do. Well, he won't die anyway. You need a special stake for that." He said rolling his eyes. I introduced him to my middle finger. Adrian sighed and went off to his room. Angelina rolled her eyes and followed him. WHOAAAAAAAAA. O_O

"What kind of special stake? Is it wood?"

"No. Who would die of wood? I mean that's so stupid. We're not THAT weak."

"Then what is it? Pixie Dust?" Blake's eyes widened. Whoa. It is made out of pixie dust!

"NO! It's made out of um.... Uh....." he ran into the kitchen and opened a drawer. "Want a lollypop?"

"Don't change the subject!" I yelled giving him my death glare.

"What subject?"

"Is Tinker Bell real? I want to meet her!!!"

"Trust me you don't. She's going through a Goth phase right now, and it's kind of scary."

"You're scared of Tinker Bell? HAHAHAHAHA! You're kidding me right?"

"You would be scared if you met her too. She's 5 inches tall and looks like Marilyn Manson's twin sister," he shivered at the thought.

"Anyway, I can't believe vampires die of pixie dust. That's weak man."

"Shut up! And we don't die off all pixie dust, just the ones full of life."

"What? Isn't it all full of life anyway?"

"No. They're full of this chemical that cuts off gravity. How else do you think they fly?"

"Whatever. How do you get pixie dust? Do you like shake them until the glitter comes off?" Blake started cracking up. "What's so funny?"

"Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. Do you know what pixie dust is?" He waited for an answer. How should I know? I'm new to all this fairy stuff. I shook my head and he chuckled.

"Its fairy poop." He said with a huge smile on his face.

"EW!" His smile got bigger. Wow. I didn't think that was possible.

"So if you see a leaf or something floating in the air, don't touch it. It's not because of the wind. It's because a fairy pooped on it."

"That's so disgusting!" Blake nodded. He was staring at me and awkwardness filled the air.

"I can't believe big, bad, vampires die of fairy poop."

"I know. It's shameful," he shook his head. He held out the lollypop that was still in his hand towards to me. I took it and smiled at the thought of eating sugar.

"Thanks dude."

"No problem." I opened the wrapper and started eating it. Yum. Sugar.

Blake opened the T.V. and switched the channel to Lifetime Movie Network.

"Ugh. Buh-bye," I got up and went to my friend's room.

"ASHLEY! Where did you get that?" Asked Angelina pointing to the lollypop. I ignored her.

"Where's Adrian?" I looked around the room and he was nowhere to be found.

"Oh he's somewhere. Can I tell you something important? But you can't tell Adrian!" I sat down on the bed, being too lazy to stand up.

"Um...Okay."

"I've changed my mind."

"EXCELLENT! Does this one work better?"

She rolled her eyes at me, and then her face went dead serious.

"I think I'm in love with Adrian," she whispered. Her eyes were wide open and filled with happiness.

"I KNEW SOMETHING WAS UP!" I yelled jumping up from the bed and pointing at her.

"Don't tell him!"

"I think he already knows Angelina. It's so obvious." I said rolling my eyes at her.

"REALLY?!??! Coolio." I smiled at her.

"Ashley you should stop eating sugar, it's bad for you," Angelina said, her voice full of concern.

"You're kidding me right? I can't live without sugar!"

"It gives you Breast Cancer."

"My poor boobies," I said looking down at my chest.

"Sugar is a boob killer!" she yelled. Adrian walked into the room with both of his eyebrows up.

"I'm just going to pretend I didn't hear that..."

"Man, I wish I had my iPod right now," I muttered. I could really use some music right now.

"Me too. I'm NEVER going to a Paramore concert ever again," Adrian said shaking his head, "that is if we ever get out of here."

"I NEED TO GO ON FACEBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!" Angelina said looking paranoid.

We need to get out of here or we're going to lose the little piece of sanity we have.

WOOOOHOOO! Chapter 10!!!!!! I'm so happy....Hehehehehe

Random question: Is anyone else totally hyper because My Chemical Romance's new album is coming out!?!?!!?!

TOLD YOU IT WAS RANDOM.... :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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P.S. There's a song on the right. It's the only song I listened to while writing this chapter. I listened to it over and over and over and over again. So if this chapter is weird, don't blame me. Blame the song. O_O

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CAUTION: THIS SONG IS EXTREMELY CATCHY! XD