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sice

"Did you guys know that the author of this stupid ass book is very illiterate and annoyingly does not have any brain cells...like at all?" Yoongi questioned.

Hobi smiled. "I'm sure thats not true!"

"I'm sure Hali-ssi is as smart as she is kind."Jungkook showed off his bunny teeth.

Yoongi looked in disgust. "Oh really? Then she must punch babies and eat kit-kats without breaking them apart on a daily! For starters, this fucking chapter is titled 'sice'. Like what the fuck man? Secondly, Ms. "Author Intellectual" got a fUCKING 10 ON HER MATH QUIZ-"

Gasps could be heard from a distance.

"nO sHe DiD nOt-" Jimin's breath hitched.

Yoongi nodded with a deadly stare. "Oh yes. She. Fucking. Did."

The room fell silent. A room full of seven, grown ass...men, sitting in their worn down living room, with wide eyes.

"Hey guys! I brought some kimchi!" The author walked through the front door with exactly five, very, big bags.

"HALI-AH!" Namjoon pointed a finger at the author. "YOU ARE SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT!"

The author paled. "What? B-but I got kimchi-"

Tae got up. "FUCK YA KIMCHI, YOU DUMBASS!"

"Um what did I do tho-"

"hOneY," Jin marched towards the author. "this, this is what you did." He shoved the quiz with a red 10 scribbled on the top left corner, near the author's name.

The author gulped.

"YA DONE FUCKED UP SWEETIE." Jimin screamed.

Yoongi sighed. "Hali, what the hell?"

"Um-"