𝐖𝐓𝐅 | bts crackfic ✔️

twen t siccs✨

request by SLAMZPJM ✨

jimin sat across the girl and smirked. "hey maddy, what's your name?"

jungkook smiled and nodded his head, throwing out some finger guns. "you're a real dumbass, you know that?"

taehyung suddenly ran into the rooom, talking loudly. "MADDY I HAVE A REALLY IMPORTANT QUESTION, DO YOU OR DO YOU NOT HAVE A BIG ASS PUSSY??????????"

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jin laughed, shaking his head. "hah, ass pussy-pFFFFFFFFFFFT-"

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"jimin has hella small feet." namjoon pointed out.

maddy pumped her fist in the air. "you know what they say, 'small feet come with even smaller diccs-"

"YAH! BETSY MAY BE SMALL, BUT SHES HELLA FIERCE!"

"woah there buddy." maddy stared.

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"ur mom."

"no yoongi, it's your mom."

"i said what i said ho."

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"CAUSE IM HAPPYYYYYY, CLAP ALONG IF YOU FEEL LIKE HAPPINESS IS THE TRUTH!" hoseok belted out.

maddy shook her head. "it's a lie."

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namjoon walked into the room, greeting the girl. "yo mad dawg-"

"no."

"...i'll go home.