hali ran like naruto into the guys' room. "WE ARE GOING ON A TRIP BITCHEZZZZZ!" she announced.
jimin gasped. "omo! jinjja?"
"wrong language in the wrong story, thot bucket." namjoon flicked his head.
jungkook cleared his throat. "what he really meant was, holy shit! deadass?"
"DEADASS BOIZZZZZZZZZ!" hali screeched.
jin sighed. "i really need a hoe-hearing aid after this."
"ayeee i'm finally gonna get pussy this summer." taehyung stuck his tongue out while doing the shaka hand symbols.
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yoongi looked at taehyung. "will you tho?"
"idk bro i've never had pussy before."
"EEK!! WHERE ARE WE GOING?!" hobi screamed.
"we are staying in a hella expensive resort in kdodejwo!" hali cheered.
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"y'all mad annoying when it comes to going to the airport." hali exclaimed as she watched jin drag three suitcases behind him, yoongi made hoseok carry him because he was 'sleepy', jimin was getting pissed at every living soul that merely brushed his shoulder, taehyung went around asking random women what the "coochie life" was like, and jungkook kept stopping at every snack spot, attracting more women than hali wanted him too.
"oh my god." namjoon gasped, halting. "ohmygodohmygodohmygod-"
hali touched his shoulder. "what's wrong joon?"
he looked at her, pure terror in his eyes. "i lost my passport."
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"flight 666 is now boarding~"
hali sighed, standing up. "that's us."
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"hello everyone! thank you for riding Usuck Airlines~ my name is betty ho boop and i'll be your flight attendant today!" she smiled, waving at some people. "special thanks to the cute guy on row 6 seat 6 for riding this airline!" betty chirped, winking at jungkook.
hali cupped her hands around her mouth. "he's underage, asshole!"
(lets just pretend he's 17 in this🗿👣)
the flight attendant looked appalled. damn, i coulda caught a case. she thought.
"and your table trays suck!"
her lowkey wrinkled face had a look of panic. "uh yeah! thank you again for riding i suck dick airlines! i-i-mean i suck ass airlines! fuck i mean Usuck!" she quickly cut the intercom and ran into the cabin. gasps were heard throughout the plane.
"she said we suck!" one passenger said.
another scoffed. "i'm not buying any snacks from that case-catcher."
