request by @1-800-jikook-boi ✨
"bowling.", namjoon breathed in. "a sport taehyung will never be good at."
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"hIIIIIIYA!" taehyung screamed, letting go of the ball, somehow hitting the ceiling, causing some debris to fall down. "A HOLE IN ONE!!"
"what the fuck.." jin mumbled.
jimin sighed. "i'm questioning his sanity even more after this."
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"hello, ladies and gentlemen. i'm kim taehyung, and today i will show my special move...the spin-tacular throw!" taehyung winked to his 'crowd'.
jin windshield-wiper laughed at his pun.
taehyung took a deep breath in, holding the ball to his chest. "one.....two..........THREE!" he screeched as he spun in a circle and then forcefully threw it in a random direction. a loud 'oof' came after.
"mY FUCKING BALLSSSSS-" jungkook groaned, laying on the ground. "jesus christ iT HURTS LIKE A MOTHA TRUCKA HOLY-"
"yahhhh hyungie will kiss better~" jimin said walking closer to the younger.
"ummmm fuck no."
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"your total in damage costs is $53,000." the employee said, looking up from his calculator.
yoongi's eyes widened. "w-WHAT?" then fainted.
"sweet baby jesus kabobs..." hoseok mumbled.
namjoon dialed a number. "yeah hali...can we perhaps borrow a couple....thousand..fifty-three thousand.....dollars-"
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"i can feel my kook junior slowly dying."
"jungkook, if i hear one more thing about your 'kook junior', He WiLL bE nO mOrE!" jin seethed.
"he's barely breathing-"
"JEON JUNGKOOK."
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"how exactly did this happen again?" the doctor asked.
jungkook sighed. "well, taehyung decided to do a spin-tacular throw at my man pussy."
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𝐖𝐓𝐅 | bts crackfic ✔️
FanfictionIn which a series of odd events happen that revolve around seven grown ass men. (well kinda) started: sep. 1, 2018 ended: jan. 6, 2020
