The Untold Uzumaki

Chapter Three: Pass or Fail: Survival Test

I sat on a desk, waiting with the rest of Squad seven. They hadn't really noticed me, until Naruto looked over.

"Hey, what are you still doing here?!" He asked suspicious.

"I got assigned to your team. Duh." I said boredly.

"Hey, but that means we have a four man squad!" Sakura looked over at me and smiled, looking thankful there's another girl here.

"No shit. Gee, I didn't realize you were so smart, Naruto." I smirked. He growled and walked over.

"Don't be so rude, Tessa!" I laughed.

"If I was being rude, you'd know."

"Well it sounds like it now!" I rolled my eyes.

"Whatever. Dork." I saw Sasuke trying to hide a slight smirk on his face behind Naruto. He growled, glaring at me. It didn't disappear, so I sighed. "Just take a picture already, Naruto, at least it doesn't have to deal with your glaring while alive."

"I don't want a picture of you." he said, lifting his nose in the air, as if in disgust, and started walking towards the door. I growled.

"WHAT'S WRONG WITH HAVING A PICTURE OF ME, IDIOT?" I yelled.

"Would you two shut up?" Sasuke asked irritated.

"DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP, DUCKBUTT!! AT LEAST I DIDN'T KISS NARUTO!" I yelled, turning to him. His head shot up, and he looked at me, glaring evil. I sighed, crossing my arms, and leaned against Iruka's desk. Naruto just sighed, opening the door a little.

"He's late!" He stuck his head out the door, looking down the hallway. I smirked. It would be so unfortunate if someone were to shut the door on his head. Hmmm....nah, not worth my time. Plus, I'm trying to be nice, what with him and I being jinchuriki's.

"Naruto, just sit down!!" Sakura scolded him.

"I don't want to! How come our teachers' the only one that's late? I'm ready to roll! Believe it! The other groups already met their new teachers and took off on some adventure or something, and Iruka-sensei is gone too!"

"We know, okay?" Sakura replied, sounding tired. Naruto then got a chair, putting an eraser at the top of the door, shutting it to hold it. "Hey, what are you doing?" Naruto started chuckling evil. "Naruto!"

"That's what he gets for coming late! Surprise!" He said, hopping down. I rolled my eyes and chuckled.

"You're asking for trouble, you know you shouldn't do that." Sakura replied.

"Well, it could be worse, Sakura." I said.

"Hm. Our teacher's a jonin, an elite ninja. You think he'd fall for that?" I laughed, and walked closer.

"So he speaks again!!" I smirked. Sasuke just ignored me. Oh well.

"Yeah, Sasuke's right, you're so clueless Naruto!" We all watched the door, as a hand came into push it aside. A man with silver hair and a mask poked his head in, opening the door, when the eraser fell on his head. I internally laughed. Elite ninja my butt. I'll believe it when I see it.

"Hahahaha!! I got him! He totally fell for it!" Naruto laughed, pointing at the jonin.

"I'm sorry sensei, I told him not to do it, but he wouldn't listen! I'd never do something like that!" Sasuke said nothing, as I smirked.

"Well well sensei, looks like Naruto got you for being late." I said, looking at him. He walked in, picking up the eraser, and looking at it with the one eye that was showing. His headband was slanted down, covering his left eye.