Chillin like a Villain

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I wake up at 9:36am and get dressed. I put on a black guys tank, jean shorts, okay okay bracelets, a black snapback with blue writing that says FRE$H, and black blue and white hightop DCs. I dye 2 inches of the end of my hair blue and set up to start a vlog.

I turn it on and start like this "Sup guys, *kisses camera* I just stole a kiss. Now WTF YOU GONNA DO BOUT IT?! *laughs* ok guys wassup. I got back yesterday from my vidcon trip and it was awesome! I got to meet you guys and a bunch of fellow YouTubers!

"But Im a new person. I dyed my hair, made a new friend! DING *Chloe's pictured pops up* and Im not gonna tell you the third thing! Secrets... No I don't have a boyfriend. I wish. But yeah you guys are the bomb diggidy and I love ya! hope y'all's follow me on twitter Instagram and FB. Links are down below. please subscribe and give this video a big thumbs up! byyeee"

I sync it to my computer and edit it. By now its noon and Im bored. So I call Kian. "Hello? Who is this? Is it the police?" Kian said in a crab voice. "Oh shut it crabby. Can I come over to your place?" I asked. "Yeah sure. Why? Are you gonna suck faces with Trevor?" "Um no. Ew. Why the hell would you think like that?" I asked weirded out. "I don't know...MAYBE CUZ YOU-" "Shut up! I just met you guys! Ill see you in a few minutes. Bye Keandabean." "Bye Linzinbinz." and he hung up.

"Wtf does Linzinbinz mean?" I shrugged it off, grabbed nova and headed down stairs. "Hey mom, can I go over to my friends house?" I asked. "If there are boys, 30 year olds, or a party than no." she said. "No party or boys. Can't guarantee about the 30 year old though..." "Oh just go. Be back before 9pm k?"

I walked outside and hopped on nova. I passed someone and they said "Sup" "Nothing much. Just chillin like a villain." I told em.

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