Well then. Shit fuck a duck

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*the title is random. dont judge me people*

I woke up in my bed and in a loose t and sweats. Chloe was on my bed and I she looked really sad. "What the hell happened?" I said rubbing my head. I had a major headache. "OMG! YOU'RE ALIVE!" she jumped onto me and hugged me. "Ow. Sore." I said. "Sorry!" She said jumping off.

"Sooo give me an update." I said. "Well, you passed out and fell into the pool and your mom had to jump in to get you and I called the guys an-" "You had to call the guys?" "Yes. Your mom said you're not a diabetic so yea. You just needed to like, eat or whatever. But yea they're all here." "They? Whose they?" I asked. I did not feel like company. "O2L." I sighed and said bring em up.

There was a sudden "heywassuphowareyouareyouokhi." jumble. I got hugs and Trevor brought me a Starbucks. I needed it. "So are you ok? That was a pretty rough sounding fall yesterday." JC said. "Yesterday? But I passed out today. Right?" I asked confused. "Oh. Did I not mention that? haha silly me! Yeah it's Monday." Chloe said awkwardly.

I sat all the way up and got outa bed. I brushed my hair and sat on my bed. "Hey JC, you still collabing with Harrison?" I asked. "Uh yeah why?"

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It was Tuesday. Yeah. I put on some white and grey NIKE fit guys shorts, a grey tank with the words O2L I. White on it, and then white Vans. With an additional blue and grey snapback and my bffae bracelet I got in 6th grade. Jessie had a matching one. I grabbed my equipment, my phone, and a backpack. I walked out with nova and started over to the O2L kingdom at about 11:30.

I let myself in and went to the back yard. No one. I went up to JCs room and he was in there talking to Harrison. He smiled and stood up. "Hey Lindz. Uh Harrison, this is Lindsey. Lindsey, well, Harrison." JC introduced his friend. We shook hands and I said "Call me Lindz. or whatever I don't care." "Ok" he replied.

I dropped nova on the floor and we went to the back yard. "Lindsey, shoulda told you this earlier but we're playing three people, 36 eggs." JC said. "Damn you!" We all laughed and we got set up.

"What's up O2Lllllllll...JC here. I am joined with Harrison on my left and Lindz on my right. We are playing three guys, 36 fucking eggs." "Are they gonna fuck us?" Harrison asked. We all cracked up and I said. "uh no. But this game, video, whatever will also be on my channel. Right JC?" "Right. Lets get crackn. Get it? Crackn?" *Harrison slaps him on the back of the head* "STUPID!" Yells Kian from behind camera.

JC-Ladies first

Me-Fuck you. Uh.. ok. whoever gets it first. How many c-

H-29!

Me-I didnt finish. How many colonies were there in the beginning of America

JC-13

Me-*cracks egg on Harrison's head*

H-*swings his head towards me*

JC-HARRISON! That got on me! What the fuck?!

H-you might wanna take off your hat Lindsey

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"Well then. That was wonderful and we are all covered in egg." JC said. "NOW!" Kian screamed. Next thing we know, Trevor comes with a hose and slays us. I look around in shock and give Trevor a death glare. He takes off running and I screamed "YOU LITTLE SHIT!" I looked around and The JC and Harrison are disgusted and are trying to get the egg off. "Fuck it." I said and jumped into the pool.

Every one jumped in after and we had a major water fight. Trevor came back and sprayed people with water guns. I got out and we were laughing at everyone. I had an idea. "Hey Trevor?" "Yeah?" "You know what would be even more hilarious than this?" "What?" "YOU GETTING WET!" I pushed him in and everyone was laughing soo hard. He resurfaced pusses and I ran for the hills. Or at least inside.

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