Marauders Headcanon that Sirius was literally such a big baby, always being super over dramatic about the smallest injury to the amusement of everyone except for the Marauders who have had enough of his shit.
"Mr Black I don't think a paper cut requires you to go to the hospital wing."
"GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD"
"Mr Black-"
"TELL JAMES' PARENTS I LOVE THEM"
