(Lily has asked James to hang out on the night of the full moon)
James: I....I can't. Er.... we have a study group tomorrow night, right, Sirius?
Sirius: Right! For....er....for muggle studies! Yeah, and you don't take that class we're raised by muggles.
Lily: Well, all the more reason I could help, right?
James:Oh...n-no, you see we study a special way....um-
Sirius: NAKED!
Remus: ..... *facepalm*
James: ......
Lily: ......Naked?
James: *strained* yes, naked
Sirius: That.....that is the way we do it, so, um.....
Lily: You..... you sure?
Sirius: Yeahhhh. Remus here gets really shy round other people when we do our....naked studying.....so it's best if you leave us be......tomorrow night.......when we're studying.........naked.
Remus: *hiding his face*
Sirius: See? Poor bloke's embarrasses already. Ok, we'll just be going then.
I bet they're pushing Remus away and he's like, I want to fucking die
