11-year-old Teddy: *walks up to the Sorting Hat*
Sorting Hat: HUFFLEPUFF
Smol Teddy, confused: But I didn't even wear you.
Sorting Hat: This is your first day and you're already making friendship bracelets.
Smol Teddy, holding up multiple friendship bracelets: It's never too early to make memories!
Sorting Hat, sighing: Yep, you're a Hufflepuff.
A/N: Is this supposed to be offensive to Hufflepuffs or what...
