SLYTHERIN PREFECT: I see that you're having trouble adjusting.
SLYTHERIN STUDENT: Cuz everyone hates our house-
S. PREFECT: Not everyone. Here.
-pulls a Hufflepuff out of nowhere-
S. PREFECT: I'm assigning you a companion Hufflepuff.
S. STUDENT: What? I don't need-
HUFFLEPUFF: -hugs S. Student-
S. STUDENT: -starts crying- I love you, please don't leave me
HUFFLEPUFF: (•v•)~💛
