*Harry starts crying in the dead of night*
SIRIUS: *sits up, half-asleep* Harry, mate, please shut up.
HARRY: *cries louder*
SIRIUS: *picks him up* Okay, okay, don't hate me for this. *points his wand at Harry* Silencio!
HARRY: *pauses, confused*
SIRIUS: *looks at Harry hopefully*
HARRY: *bawls soundlessly*
REMUS: *enters the nursery* did he stop crying already? That was fas-
*tense silence*
REMUS: DID YOU JUST-
SIRIUS: ITS NOT HURTING HIM REMUS STOP KICKING ME
