LUCIUS: I have something to tell you guys.
DRACO: Yeah?
SCORPIUS: What is it?
LUCIUS: Um, I'm gay and I've been in love with James Potter ever since his death
DRACO AND SCORPIUS: WHAT!
LUCIUS: Nahh I'm just kidding....but NOW you both know what it's like to have someone come to you and declare their love for a Potter!
SCORPIUS: ......
DRACO: I swear I'm putting you in a home
