YEAR 1
Lily: I don't like you very much.
James: Well, me either.
YEAR 2
Lily: You're an arrogant toe-rag! I hate you!
James: Yeah...Well you're a ginger!
YEAR 3
Lily: You're a real arse!
James: Why yes, my arse is quite real!
Lily: I hate you Potter
YEAR 4
Lily: Leave my friends alone, you toe-rag! I hate you!
James: Alright...You're quite cute when you're angry.
YEAR 5
Lily: You're an inconsiderate, git! A self absorbed toe-rag!
James: So no snog later?
Lily: I hate you Potter!
YEAR 6
Lily: I still hate you, even if you did save Snape.
James: So is that a yes to Hogsmeade?
Lily: ...
YEAR 7
James: Lily, will you go with me to Hogsmeade?
Lily: Do you have to ask if we're dating?
James: After six years I need reassurance.
