ACCIO!

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I just imagine a random muggle-born kid in the middle of the Battle of Hogwarts just like

"ACCIO HAND GRENADE!! ACCIO AK-47!!! ACCIO ROCKET LAUNCHER!!!"

And just like three other wizards just flanking him you know casting protective spells and whatnot and he's just there with a machine gun in each hand like the wizarding version of Rambo just

"HASTA LA VISTA, VODLY!!!"

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