There is a yardstick duct taped to the top of Gryffindor tower. It only has one purpose: with this addition, Gryffindor tower is a foot taller than Ravenclaw tower.
This is the most Gryffindor headcanon of all time.
NEW GRYFFINDOR:Which tower is ours?
OLD GRYFFINDOR:The tall one.
