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Behave

So..Me and my mom were talking the other day. Here's how our conversation went.

Mom- your auntie told me what happen today

Me: oh...she did?

Mom- yeah. Why didn't you behave? I know I taught you better then that.

Me: well you see....i was gonna behave but, there were so many other options.

I ended up with a sore butt and no money.