You: dude, I wasn't drunk!
Friend: you started petting my cat saying "LOOK AT HOW SMALL THIS LION IS!!!"
You: at least it was orange
Friend: he's a grey cat..
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De TodoWell hello there. Long time no see but I'm back! So welcome my Monkey people! My brain isn't thinking very well so let's begin with the funny junk.
Drunk
You: dude, I wasn't drunk!
Friend: you started petting my cat saying "LOOK AT HOW SMALL THIS LION IS!!!"
You: at least it was orange
Friend: he's a grey cat..