This is how you get out of a boring stuff your friends invite you to.
Friend- sup. wanna go to the museum today?
You- oh uh...I wish I could but my sisters friends mothers grandpas brothers grandsons uncles fish died and yes, it was tragic.
Friend- oh...how bout next Monday?
You- dang..cant go then either. I'm hosting my dogs wedding.
Friend- umm..this Friday?
You- let me check my schedule for Friday. *pretends to check* oh wow. Any day ending with y is booked. Sorry
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