Lies we tell

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• I won't laugh. I promise.

• You're table will be ready in a few minutes.

• I'm just kidding!

• No, I never got your text.

• You'll need to know this later in life.

• I'm fine.

• No, I'm okay. Just tired.

• Okay, just one more episode.

• I'm on my way!

• Sorry, my parents said no.

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