Guy: crazy weather we're having
Girl: really. You wanna talk about the weather on our first date.
Guy: ....
Girl: I don't think this is gonna work out
She leaves the restaurant, but doesn't get far. As soon as she steps out a tornado comes and takes her away. The guy leans back in his seat and looks out the window and says "told you".
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RandomWell hello there. Long time no see but I'm back! So welcome my Monkey people! My brain isn't thinking very well so let's begin with the funny junk.
