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But when i do..

I don't always talk on the phone but when I do I walk every where in my house.

I don't always make spaghetti but when I do I make enough to end starvation.

I don't always take bathroom selfies but when I do I make sure the bathroom is clean.

I don't always say what but when I do, I realize what you said as soon as you start repeating yourself.

I don't always get mad but when I do it's because you haven't replied to my messages.

I don't always go to the gym but when I do I let Facebook know about it.

I don't always fart but when I do I fart butterflies.

I don't always kill zombies but when I do I do it like a redneck.

I don't always do homework but when I do the teacher never remembers.

I don't always lose my phone but when I do it's on silent.

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I don't always bite the inside of my mouth but when I do I bite it 10 times throughout the day.

I don't always cough but when I do I choke.