Son: hey dad could I borrow 50$ for gas while I look for a job.
Dad: I thought you already had a job
Son: I got fired yesterday. My boss told me I need to leave all my problems at the door when I come to work.
Dad: and??
Son: I told him to go stand outside
Dad: HAHAHAHAHA!!! your mother is going to die when she hears this!!
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