Friendship is like peeing on yourself: other people see it, but you get the warm feeling that it brings
The man who smiles when something goes wrong has thought of someone to blame it on
Time is a great teacher, but it kills all it's pupils
Never take life serious. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
The only way to keep your Health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
Girls are like phones. We love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected
If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
If you die in a elevator be sure to push the up button
The road to success is always under construction
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
When it's 11pm do you know where your pants are?
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Funny junk! Texts, jokes, everything!
De TodoWell hello there. Long time no see but I'm back! So welcome my Monkey people! My brain isn't thinking very well so let's begin with the funny junk.
