A ghost could be humping you right now and you would never know
------
"Always be positive". *trips downstairs* "Whew, I got down those stairs fast!"
-------
The alarms set for 6:00am but you just happen to wake up at 5:59am. Who else lays back down to cherish that last minute of sleep?
--------
What do I do when I see someone EXTREMELY SEXY? Well I stare, smile and when I get tired, I put the mirror down.
-------
You're moms named mom...my moms named mom...dude don't freak out but I think we're related!
-------
Happy had five letters pizza has five letters this is no coincidence.
-------
"Okay brain, let's focus for 45 minutes on this math test. We can do this!"
Brain-"LALALALALA BANANA DADADADA AFRO SQUIRREL LALALALALA POTATO!"
---------
"Hola! como esta"
Spanish guy: *speaks mad fast Spanish*
"Dude, chill! Dora didn't teach me that yet!"
A/N I HATE DORA!
--------
Yawning is my bodies way of saying 20% battery remaining
YOU ARE READING
Funny junk! Texts, jokes, everything!
RandomWell hello there. Long time no see but I'm back! So welcome my Monkey people! My brain isn't thinking very well so let's begin with the funny junk.
