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Son: dad I got in a fight today but I didn't start it

Dad: if you didn't start it, it's fine. You never throw the first punch

Son: I know

Dad: you throw the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth. Then when he's on the ground, you have the first, second, third and fourth kick. Then when the teacher comes, you give the first excuse.

Son: umm...dad, are you okay?

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