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Son: dad I got in a fight today but I didn't start it
Dad: if you didn't start it, it's fine. You never throw the first punch
Son: I know
Dad: you throw the first, second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth. Then when he's on the ground, you have the first, second, third and fourth kick. Then when the teacher comes, you give the first excuse.
Son: umm...dad, are you okay?
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