I saw ET phone star command.
We had a really pasty kid with huge coke bottle glasses with a really high pitched almost robotic voice in our flight that seemed to be a lightning rod for TI abuse.
One morning our TI told the kid that he was on to him and he wasn't going to allow him to complete his mission.
Suffice to say the kid was extremely confused and asked the TI what he was talking about to which he replied "You're an alien and I know you're here to gather intelligence about our military."
At this point, I couldn't hold in my laughter any longer and went to the other side of the barracks as quick as possible before I got dragged into it.
Well, I just got to the other side when the kid comes barreling around the corner and stops right in front of his locker and starts screaming into it that the TI was on to him and that the mission was unsuccessful.
I guess the TI told him that he had to report to the mothership through the communicator in his locker that the mission was unsuccessful and he'd been found out.
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Mildly entertaining military stories.
HumorA collection of short yet wild military stories. None of these are mine. These stories, most of them supposedly humorous, are supposed to give light to what it's like to be a service member, and, hopefully, prevent you from joining as any vet worth...
