TF2 One Shots

Halloween (All the Mercs + Miss Pauling)

Heavy- You try to drag Heavy into putting on a costume and going trick-or-treating with you. All your efforts are in vain though. Every costume the you make Heavy try on ends up on the floor in shreds (not in that way you dirty-minded people ;)). Halloween comes by faster than you two think. In the end, you two decide to watch a spooky movie marathon while watching Scout (who played a prank on Spy that resulted in his suit getting splattered with ink) is being chased by said Spy all around the base. It may have not been the most eventful Halloween, but it was still one that you can look back on with happiness.

Demoman- You two don't really find time to spend with each other on Halloween, what with trying to fight off Demoman's other eye that always tries to kill the mercs. This year was a little different. The both of you woke up early, and decided to go to nearby festivals. You both went out in your costumes (Demo's being a pirate (for obvious reasons) and yours being whatever you want it to be). There were alcohol booths (which you didn't allow Demoman to even look at), food booths, a haunted house attraction, and rides with spooky paintings on the side. After spending almost half the day at the carnival you both went back to the base and slept for 6 hours. After that, everyone had to fight of Demo's eye again for the umpteenth time that month.

Sniper- Sniper told that today was going to be an exciting day. But for all the morning and afternoon, you didn't see Sniper at all. It wasn't until after today's midnight fight finished that he took your hand, put you in the passenger seat of his van, got into the diver's side, and started to drive. You fell asleep in the car, and when you woke up an hour later, you saw that Sniper had driven you to a graveyard. You thought, "Hey, this can't be that bad," and got out of the van with him. You two walked around the graveyard, holding hands and talking about the day's activities. You thought about playing a prank on Sniper. You fell to the ground and laid still. Sniper, being somewhat superstitious, immediately kneeled down next to you and tried shaking the ghost our off you. You started laughing at how serious he was about this, and when he heard you laugh, he got up and started to leave you behind (in a playfully angry manner, if that makes any sense to you). It took a lot of kisses, begging, and promises to never to that again until Sniper allowed you to get into the van again.

Spy- Something you never expected to do with Spy was prank people. But, since it was Halloween, you were allowed to trick people. Both you and Spy use his cloaking watches to pull a lot of tricks on the mercenaries. One such trick was waxing the floor in front of Scout's room. After hearing the satisfying crunch of Scout breaking his wrist, the two of you ran away as fast as you could. However you came back when you heard Medic coming over to help Scout. Medic fell down, landed on his knees awkward, and sprained them. Thankfully, he wasn't hurt all that badly. He took Scout and lead him into the Med Bay, where he operated on him for about an hour. All the while, you and Spy were doing the good ol' swap-the-shampoo-for-foot-powder prank. Ah, what a good day this was for the two of you.

Soldier- It took a lot of convincing until Soldier finally let you drag him to a nearby ghost town. There were a lot of rumors about the town; that they all died of some type of illness, that aliens took them, that they all committed mass suicide. Nobody knew what was real and fiction. You went and explored all the abandoned buildings, looting whatever you could. When you got to the mansion of the late Mayor, you had an idea of how you can prank Soldier. You threw on a random white sheet that was covering a nearby sofa and hid behind the curtains. As Soldier was trying to look for you, he passed by your hiding place. You came out from behind the curtain and tackled him to the ground, yelling "Boo!" Soldier was shocked at first, but after seeing you laugh on top of his chest, he pushed you off and said, smirking, "You better run, maggot, or I'll make you into a real ghost!" You immediately jumped up and started running away from Soldier, throwing things in his path to slow him down. After 25 minutes of running, he finally pinned you against the wall, kissing you. Well, let's just say that there was a lot of moaning coming from that house, and it wasn't because of the ghosts. ;)