Weirdwarz celebrates the holidays of the year by sharing new stories and lost missions in the weirdwarz stories. these stories take place during season one of weird warz. enjoy... :)
Today's Lesson: The year of 2018, will be filled with fortnite on halloween
Narrator: SPOOKTOBER! AFTER A LONG DAY AT WORK, GORDON FREEMAN WALKS HOME AND SETTLES DOWN. UNFORTUNATELY THAT WON'T BE THE CASE AS WE ALL KNOW GORDON GOES THROUGH HELL EVERYDAY!
Gordon Freeman: Guuuuhhhhhh. It's finally over. Who knew disproving Electromagnetic gipsyś living in space would be so hard. Oh well at least i have television. (turns on TV)
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TV: Today is October 31st! An the fortnite skins are a popular costume this year...
Gordon Freeman: OCTOBER THIRTY FIRST! THAT MEANS....
DING DONG DING DONG DINGA DONG
Gordon: SHIT I DIDN'T BUY ANY CANDY!
DING DONG DING DODNDGDNDINDGDNDGDNDGDNDIDNGDN
Gordon: damn it! I don't have anything to give them. MAYBE I can give shotgun shells. I have plenty of those!
(Suddenly a window breaks and a fortnite kid walks in)
Gordon Freeman: WHAT THE FUCK! YOU CAN'T JUST BARGE IN HERE
(Fortnite kid starts fortnite dancing like he owns the place)
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Kid: WE LIKE FORTNITE! WE LIKE FORTNITE!
Gordon: AGAHAHAHAGAHAGAH (gets a crow bar and starts swats the kid)
Gordon: Gah... Well I guess i just hit a kid. I reached a new low today
TV: BREAKING NEWS! KILLER CLOWNS HAVE BEEN SPOTTED. THE SAFEST AREA IS THIS HOUSE RIGHT HERE
Gordon: Hey. that looks like my house!
(The door breaks)
Gordon: WHAT!
(Fortnite kids start rushing in and gordon tries to swat at them but gets overrunned. HE eventually drowns in the fortnite emotes)
Gordon: I DON'T WANNA MRPPP MMM RMBB! Rushes out of his house and starts running)
Clown: COME HERE KID!
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