WEIRDWARZ Holiday Specials

Episode 5: Single awareness day (valentines)

Todays's lesson: if its Hot its a THOT....

btw this episode is CANCER AND TOXIC AND POISON AND CLOROX BLEACH MIXED IN A BLENDER AND IS WHY IT SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY ANYONE

viewer discretion is ADVISED...

Narrator: FEBRUARY 14th!!! THE DAY WHERE ALL FIND LOVE. (or if your like me then you beat your meat) BUT THATS NOT THE POINT! NOW A CERTAIN CLONE BATTALION HAS RETURNED FROM BATTLE AND A CERTAIN TROOPER HAS MADE IT HIS MISSION TO MAKE CERTAIN THAT EVERYONE FINDS THERE CORRECT LOVER AND NOT THE WRONG ONE.. THIS TROOPER IS... PRIVATE SHIPPER.....

(Walking through a corridor in a good guy base)

Private shipper: And that's why Anakin and Ahoska cannot and WILL not be together..... Rex and ashoka may seem like a bad idea but they are practically the same age and that makes things complicated.

Gordon freeman: FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!!! I WANT TO GO HOME!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!

Private shipper: Not until you hook up with Alyx!

Gordon freeman: NO! I REFUSE TOO!!!

Private shipper: Okay. how about chell?

Gordon Freeman: WHO THE HELL IS CHELL?

(suddenly they walk into a room and see team RWBY and some other dude...)

Private shipper: HEY! Yall remember what i told ya!!!??? ruby and Weiss are made for each other and Yang and Blake are meant to be together! screw sun... i dont care if hes bellamomma aprroved

Ruby: yeah... about that... I have a boyfreind....

private shipper: It better not be that farm boi

Ruby: farm boi? No this guy was abused i wanted to make him feel better

(private shipper gets out a bottle of water and drinks it and dramaticly spits it into gordons face )

Gordon freeman: PFFFFT!!!! WAS THAT NESSARRY?

Yang: we and several other girls are "sharing him"

(private shipper does the same thing and spits into gordons face again)

Gordon freeman: STOP THAT!!!!

Private shipper: WITH WHO...

(y/n): That would be me.... 

(insert a picture of yourself but bad ass)

Private shipper: WHO are YOU?

(y/n): im (y/n) (l/n)..... did i also mention i'm a Neku boi...

Private shipper: oh no... nonononononnononono

Gordon freeman: oh boohoo! your ship isn't cannon and now your throwing a hissy fit. well news flash buddy. shipping is stupid and you dedicating your life to wishing apon a black star for two random people to hook up is a waste of time!

Private shipper: ITS NOT THAT GORDON! that's a reader!

Gordon freeman: A  what now?

Private shipper: A reader!!!! a lonely creature who reads fanfictions at the middle of the night about abuse and it turns into a harem..... they dont like to talk about there parents and they are known to be very over powered!!!

(A/n) I don't have anything against reader insert stories. i enjoy them myself... i'm just poking fun at the topic as a writer...)