Weirdwarz celebrates the holidays of the year by sharing new stories and lost missions in the weirdwarz stories. these stories take place during season one of weird warz. enjoy... :)
Today's lesson: is super smash bros a valid excuse to skip work?
Narrator: GORDON CONTINUES TO SUFFER! GORDON HAS TO SAVE CHRISTMAS AND WHEN HE THINKS ITS DONE THEIRS MORE WORK TO SAVE IT THAN THERE WAS BEFORE! WILL HE BE ABLE TO STOP THE BAD GUYS INSIDIOUS PLOT!?
(Negan and team JNPR are prisoners and are guarded by two B1 battle droids)
Negan: why is it when i want to take shit someone has to fuck me over and WHERE THE HELL IS FAT JOEY?!
Battledroid: quite you!
Negan: I aint takin shit from an inanimate object! you cant make me shut up!
Battledroid: Says the one who married a base ball bat....
Negan: SHE IS REAL!!!
Battledroid: .....
(the droid activates a shock collar on Negan which shocks him)
Negan: HOLY BALLS OW!!!
(Suddenly gordon and fat joey come out of what seemed like nowhere and kill the battle droidZ and free negan and team JNPR)
Zanta claws: HUH!? YOU AREN'T SUPOSED TO ESCAPE!!!!
Negan: Suck my balls....
Gordon: you cant stop us.. well maybe the blonde kid but then again that one girl on his team is obviously likes blonde boi and will save his ass...
Juane: hey Pyrrha. who's he talkin about?
(pyrrah is dead inside now)
(insert "hello darkness my old friend")
Gordon: what ever the case is it wont be to your benefit so just give up so I can go freaking home and take a long ass nap!!!
Zanta claws: NO! but i got you a gift!
(hands a present to gordon)
Gordon: aw! sweet you shouldn't have! (opens it to find out its a mimic)
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Gordon: GAH! WHAT THE FUCK!!! HERES YOUR PRESENT DIPSHIT!!! (fires his SMG at zanta)
(zanta claws gets shot in the shoulder but shrugs it off)
Zanta claws: DEAL WITH HIM! (runs away)
Grevious: OF COURSE! HA HA HA HA!
Gordon: YOU KIDS DEAL WITH FOUR ARMED FREAK!
Ren: AGAIN? we barely survived last time!
Nora: OH REN! wheres your sense of adventure!?
Ren: Adventure!?
Grevious: your weapons may not be light sabers but it will make for a great second collection of huntsman and huntress trophies!!!
