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Psychotic Week Take Two

There's no drink for the day because it's the same day. Cheers.

Welcome back mga ka-wattpad! After everything that has transpired, our heroes finally succeeded on seducing—ehem—gathering customers and completing the funds for the kissing booth.

Danilo is satisfied by the results I might say.

And now, they're sitting on monoblocks on the gym, the time has come for Ryen to perform what he does. And it's freaking pACKED WITH PEOPLE. LIKE HOW.

People like these four shouldn't exist in this world. It's kind of unfair. But when you look at it closely it's not all that unfair since they're all comparatively weird. Like, weirder than me. I know. And that's bad.

Habang nangungulangot si Reinier, si Jorge naman ay nangangamot ng tuhod. Sa kanilang tatlo si Danilo na ang most behaved person na makikita mo. He doesn't even move.

Katabi ni Danilo si Sidney na kilig na kilig. Hindi pa nga nagpeperform kinikilig na, what more when Ryen is doing his thing on the stage, this girl might hyperventilate and die.

Oh, this is gonna be fun, I tell you mates. *snickers* guess what, Lara sat beside Sidney just now. Ooh, funny thing is, they don't know each other, and how twisted it's gonna be when they both find out who is who. They both lean on the same person for emotional support, the other one can be described as "loved" while the other one can be considered as "not sure if it's love."

Oops, I revealed too much.

Too much psychology will kill you.

Oh wait, too much of everything will kill you.

The girls squealed when Ryen gets on the stage. Lara didn't like it, I guess Sidney didn't, as well.

The three guys are very supportive though. TOO SUPPORTIVE. You're not supposed to whistle and clap so much, but these idiots even brought banners, saying:

GO NIGERIA. HINDI KA NA NIYA MAHAL KAYA ILABAS MO LANG.

GO RAIRAI MAHAL KA NAMIN, PERO MAHAL KA BA?

ISULONG ANG TINAMOCAFÉ NAME, KAPAG HINDI MO TAYO INADVERTISE I WILL CUT YOUR SALARY, MAYBE EVEN YOU, IN HALF. :)

The last one is terrifying. And we all know who made that one. Brr.

The people who saw that giggled and chuckled. Some even took pictures. The guys weren't embarrassed though, they even posed for the camera. Ayayay!

Lara saw it, she smiled, but bitterly, and empty. Mahal ka ba? Its says, oo nga, Lara. Mahal mo pa ba?

Ryen pretended he didn't know them or at least, he tried to. Wala e, natawa s'ya sa nakita n'ya e, nagtakip pa nga ng mukha at namula sa kahihiyan. And people thought he was precious. hE JUST LAUGHED AND HE'S PRECIOUS. OKAY.

Ryen cleared his throat, pretended to be serious, and raised his arms.

"Pinatawag ko kayo ngayon para sa isang mensahe mula sa panginoon." He smiled. "Ako 'yon."

People cheered and laughed. Lara always thought he was funny and charming, that people would swarm all over him. She wasn't wrong. Ryen always had this vibe around him that draws people in. Ironically, Ryen doesn't like people, or humans. In general.

Too much exertion of energy, he says. And too much of everything will kill you.

"Magandang tanghali madlang people, Ako si Ryen Lexus Lewis, na nagsasabing ako'y tutula, mahabang mahaba, ako'y uupo, kasi pagod nang tumayo. And I thank you!" Get a load of that intro! If there's anything he learned in his major it's: 'you need to have people's attention on you or else you won't get through'. And this is why he cons people so greatly. He analyzes people so accurately because he has their attention.