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It's not me, it's definitely you

Drink for the day: Coke (sd) - sugar, spice is definitely drugs. Will make you hyper af and is so much better than Depsi, after all, temporary happiness is better than emptiness.

Barista Tip: Did you know? Yes.

"No Reirei, you don't get it. It was a giant frog. A bullfrog," Jorge explained, frustrated. Running a hand over his hair and his eyes widened in shock.

"Anong pinaguusapan na'tin?" Papi pitched in after stuffing all their luggage at the back of Kurt's Van, violently.

"Sabi n'ya na-high daw s'ya kakainom ng coke," Reinier supplied. Danilo's eyebrows shot up.

"Hindi nakakalasing ang coke."

Jorge gasped audibly then clicked his tongue. "Pero nakaka-high. Sa sobrang taas ng narating ko, nabangga ko si Hesukristo."

"Okay, that's not the point," Reinier interjected, trying to restrain the tug on the corner of his lips. "The point is, mojito, you kissed a frog."

"What the fuck, why?" Danilo clamped a hand on his mouth.

"He thought he was princess Tiana and he saw a frog and tried to kiss it because he was sure it will turn into a prince charming." Reinier was smiling widely now. "After kissing the poor thing that didn't transform, he believed it was broken and was meant for greater things he started to throw it while screeching "bULBASAUR I CHOOSE YOU!" it was great when it lasted."

"Damn son, you high." Danilo's eyes wide in  a mixture of shock and admiration. Never had he known about this story until now. That is because, of course, it happened not too long ago.

Jorge snorted in pride. "And I was conscious of everything that had transpired."

"How many cans of coke did you drink?"

"I lost count."

"It was a whole can and a half, not even that many. He has low tolerance," Reinier confessed. Jorge whimpers a little.

"IT MAY HAVE BEEN SPIKED!" The lead maknae huffed.

"You sound proud," Danilo mused.

"It's a drunken story, one that happened without the presence of alcohol and I remember everything vividly. The upside is I get to tell my future grandkids all of the crazy things I've done without the help of a witness because I witnessed everything." He smirks while wiggling his brows at Danilo who was busy not caring.

"The best thing that happened that night was he tried to match pitch with a horse," Reinier laughed at the memory.

Danilo's head snapped up in confusion. He was looking at the ants hovering over his foot but he got distracted by the information thrown at him. "Horse? What the hell? Where were you?"

Nagkatinginan muna ang dalawang ugok. Measuring and trying to read each other's minds. They soon let out a defeated sigh and decided to just tell Danilo. "We kind of trespassed in Aling Fe's humble barn—nO WAIT! DON'T PUNCH ME! It was a great idea at the time, and we were feeling depressed." Reinier sighed.

"Sa dinamirami nang pwedeng pasukin bakit farm pa nila Aling Fe?" Danilo gritted his teeth, obviously very angry at his two immature and unpredictable friends.

Someone once asked him how he manages to control his friends in the face of weird and chaotic antics and Danilo just laughingly cried. 'I can't,' He said. And so he made up his mind and carried a single motto for the rest of his life. If you can't stop them, join them.

He soon found himself barking at dogs to make the dogs stop barking. And honestly? He liked it that way.

"Kasi isa s'yang disgrace!" Reinier shouted, directed at Aling Fe's karinderya just across the street. Then he proceeded to send a message on their group chat.