Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.
*Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.
*Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
*Politics: 'Poli' a Latin word meaning 'many'; and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'
You were so funny I forgot to laugh
*First read the following sentences:
1. This is this cat.
2.This is is cat.
3.This is how cat.
4.This is to cat.
5.This is keep cat.
6.This is an cat.
7.This is Idiot cat.
8.This is busy cat.
9.This is for cat.
10.This is 40 cat.
11.This is seconds cat.
Now read every 3rd word.
To like something is to trust something. To trust something is to be vulneralble. To be vulnerable is to open youself to hurt. Thats why Im a hater.
Sarcasm isn't a attitude. It's a lifestyle.
If you're one in a million, there are six thousand people exactly like you.
Don't be humble. You're not that great.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the devil.
You were looking good from afar.. now you're far from looking good.
I like you. People say I've got no taste, but I like you.
"Are you sarcastic?" "Well no duh!"
The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you don't have to mow it.
*There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
