Amazing powers!

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I was scourging the Internet for more funny material and I found some people talking about amazing powers that they posses! Do you have these amazing powers?

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I can travel through time, at one second per second.

I can breath underwater, temporarily.

I can stop a speeding bullet, once.

I can talk to animals, but they cant understand me.

I can run at supersonic speeds, for a millisecond.

I can fly, but only toward earth.

I can survive extreemly cold temperatures, for extreemly short amounts of time.

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