I was scourging the Internet for more funny material and I found some people talking about amazing powers that they posses! Do you have these amazing powers?
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I can travel through time, at one second per second.
I can breath underwater, temporarily.
I can stop a speeding bullet, once.
I can talk to animals, but they cant understand me.
I can run at supersonic speeds, for a millisecond.
I can fly, but only toward earth.
I can survive extreemly cold temperatures, for extreemly short amounts of time.