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Any joke of the form "A (noun) and a (noun) walk into a (place)..."
Note: The only version of this joke that is not one of the most annoying is the "A baby seal walks into a club."
For example:
Annoyer: A priest and a rabbi walk into the bar. The bar tender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Annoyee facepalms.
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Annoyer: So, as everyone knows, two different species (flavors) of cheerios cannot mate, right? That is, if one is honey-nut and another is blueberry, they cannot mate. Anyway, there is this one normal cheerio that is in love with a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, he cannot mate with her. He can't even communicate with her because they are of different species. So, he invents a machine that changes all of his CNA (Cheerio DNA) into whichever type of cheerio that he wants. However, this machine performs a process that is extraordinarily painful, because that sort of thing would hurt. Anyway. He does it, and the normal flavored cheerio becomes a blueberry cheerio. Unfortunately, this girl cheerio hates him so much that she invents an identical machine and does the process on herself in order to become a cinnamon-apple cheerio, just so she can avoid this creeper. So, she does it. The boy cheerio is starting to get upset at this because he really wants her. So he tells himself that he will go through the pain for her, and becomes a cinnamon-apple cheerio. She then changes to a honey-nut cheerio! He decides that this is the last time that he will change cheerio type. He does it, and she changes one more time, into a normal cheerio - the kind he originally was. So he says out loud, "Okay, this is really the last time. If she changes again, I will just stay back with my family." So he becomes a normal cheerio again, and she doesn't change fast enough for him to put his moves on her. So, they start dating, and he finally asks her to the Formal Bowl (ahaha, get it, bowl instead of ball). Anyway, they get there and dance intensely for a few hours. Finally, they get tired and she sends the boy cheerio to the milk bowl (you know, since it's a cereal dance, they have that and punch). He gets there and stands in line for ten minutes. Finally fed up at the really long line, he looks over at the bowl of punch and realizes there is no punch line.
Annoyee: I'll give you a punch line.
Annoyee punches Annoyer in the face, causing him to bleed. It will be months before he finds out that the cut on his face from the Annoyee's punch will leave a scar, forever giving him a "punch line."
Note from the editors: That wasn't funny.
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Any joke of the form, "Chuck Norris doesn't (verb), he (verbs)" or "Chuck Norris doesn't (verb) (noun), (noun) (verb)s Chuck Norris".
For example:
Annoyer: Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Annoyee: Oh God....
Annoyer: Want to hear another? Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for the bogeyman, the bogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris!
Annoyee: Oh God... not another...!
Annoyer: Chuck Nor-
Annoyee dives off the nearest cliff.
Annoyer: Come on, it wasn't that bad.
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Annoyer: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Annoyee: ...
Annoyer: To get to the other -
Annoyer was hit in the head by a .50 caliber bullet before he could complete the joke.
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*Drum Roll For The Most Annoying Joke Of All Time!*
1
Annoyer: Knock-knock.
Annoyee: Who's there?
Annoyer: Banana.
Annoyee: Banana who?
Annoyer: Knock-knock.
Annoyee: Who's there?
Annoyer: Banana.
Annoyee: Banana who?
Annoyer: Knock-knock.
Annoyee: Who's there?
Annoyer: Orange.
Annoyee: Orange who?
Annoyer: Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Annoyee: No.
Annoyee goes on to shoot himself in the mouth.
