What’s your company’s policy on severance pay?
How long does it take your company’s bureaucracy to get around to firing somebody for poor performance?
Do you have a random drug testing policy?
Does your company’s life insurance cover suicide?
How in depth are your criminal background checks?
Does your company’s insurance consider genital herpes a pre-existing condition?
How many sick days do you allow each employee before you stop paying them for not being here?
Does your insurance cover sex-change operations?
Does your internet access have a firewall that blocks pornographic websites?
How frequently do your accountants audit petty cash?
